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A REAL KEEPER
01:57
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I wanna watch some Carpenter with you
And eat a pizza during the movie too
I wanna see you sweat and hear you fart
And treasure each and every fart very close to my heart
Or maybe we should watch some Romero
Learn from the zombies how to take it slow
While we chainsmoke through packs of cigarettes
And never once mention the fact that our lives are a mess
Some girls like flowers
Some like evil dead
But a real keeper
Is the girl who’s always down for a nap
Maybe I’ll just rip off your clothes instead
And we’ll get dirty on my twin size mattress
Got time I checked the sun is not up yet
And then you promised me some eggs for breakfast
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HOW TO BE HAPPY
03:08
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I don’t know you
Though I thought that I did before
And I don’t like you
No I don’t like you anymore
So please stop calling
Trying to get me on the phone
Cuz I don’t want you
And frankly I think you’re a bore
Sure there were times
When we were having so much fun
Those all turned sour
How long did you think this would go on
Like that one time
When we made love on the kitchen floor
But that’s just the past
Cuz I don’t want you anymore
Cuz you don’t deserve to be happy
You don’t deserve to be happy
You don’t deserve to be happy
You don’t deserve to be happy
No I don’t know you
You’re not the same you were before
And I like the new you
Everything about it and so much more
So please call me back
I’m dying here by the telephone
And I know where you live
In fact I’m waiting at your door
Cuz I can’t believe
How I could leave you all alone
The tears you cried
Came to pick them up off the floor
So baby let me in
It’s raining and I’m freezing cold
Oh yeah and I’m sorry
Must’ve been drunk when I called you a whore
Cuz you deserve to be happy
You deserve to be happy
You deserve to be happy
You deserve to be happy
And so they made up
Had steaming sex on the kitchen floor
But now she’s all sad
Seems he’s much worse than he’d been before
And he don’t even care
Already one foot out the door
Cuz maybe they just don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
Don’t know how to be happy
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THE BALLAD OF MANKIND
03:06
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Darling I’m broken
I’m hurting real bad
The reason I’m calling
Is I’m dying inside
And to let you know
How I love you so
Although I know
That I’m ugly
Baby don’t hang up
Yes I know it’s been too long
And I know that you think
Everything I do is so wrong
But one day I’ll prove
That my love was true
One day I’ll bring home
The title
Pumpkin I know that
They say I’m a freak
But under these muscles and mask
Hides a heart so frail oh so weak
They can pull out my hair
Hit me with a chair
But nothing can tame
This feeling
Don’t say it’s over
I’ll call collect later
Got unfinished business
With The Undertaker
Just know that it’s true
That I’m black and blue
For nobody else
But you
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PISS & VINEGAR
03:33
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Sat down in a box on the side of the road
A sign next to me saying going for broke
Praying for you to come pull me out of the gutter
Keep me safe and sound tangled tight into each other
Found an abandoned coat sewn together with lies
The pockets were empty but are soon to be filled
With the light from your eyes
The tattoo on my chest spells out your name above my heart
A laughable promise that we’d never part
While the tips of my shoes always point at the door
And you wonder if I’d slept with my back to you before
What once felt this close to paradise
Now only ricochets of walls of these sleepless nights
Leave me in a box on the side of the street
A sign next to me saying let it bleed
Pray for rain to come wash me into the gutter
I’ll keep warm just thinking about your future lovers
Got my best suit on stitched with denial
The lapels lined with your longing cries
For buttons botched goodbyes
The scar over my heart proves I’m a taker not a giver
What would you expect from a man of waning vigor
Go ahead and try to call me up on the phone
There’ll be no answer cuz nobody’s at home
The machine clicks like a pull of a trigger
A broken record skips
Out surfing down a river of piss and vinegar
I’ve got my favorite board made of ruined lives
And the waves are as salty as the tears in your eyes
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AFTER THE SLAUGHTER
00:35
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Why do you worry about dying
When somewhere out there there’s a pizza getting cold
Why do you worry about the future
When come what may it’s gonna happen anyway
Why do you always call me crying
Think you’re the only one too young to be getting old
Ending up stranded and all alone
When you’re so sure why do you worry
Why do you worry at all
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Well let me tell you about a place I know
Right in the heart of Chicago
My favorite public access TV show
You bet I’m talking about Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
All right
I’m gonna get on board a big white plane
Fly across the ocean to the US of A
I’m not wasting one more goddamn day
If it’s the last gig that I’m gonna play
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
All right
I wanna dance with them crazy kids
Lip-sync like mad to my greatest of hits
Then eat a slice of deep dish pizza pie
I won’t stop trying until the day i die
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
Meet Miss Mia and get to talk with Ratso
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
All right
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go
I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
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The other night they were playing our song
Hadn’t heard it in oh so long
And I tried hard just to soften you
Grown tired of trying to change for you
Though time to time I wind up laying here at night
Thinking about the other guy holding you tight
Sure people change but some never do
They gain a piece but they lose one too
No matter what he ever do for you
He can never love you like I used to
And if I’d leave her and you’d leave him
Would we ever get it back again
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Prague's infamous rock'n'roll enfant terrible turned synth-pop overlord
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